Live Blogging: The Office – Launch Party
My favorite quotes (as I can type them):
I can’t tell if he’s mocking me, is he mocking me? – Andy
How does it make you feel that I spelled lunch instead of launch? – Phyllis
It appears that the website has become alive, this happens to computers and robots all the time. – Dwight
How many pounds do you think I could lose by 7? – Michael
I want to understand what you are saying but it’s difficult when you use that tone. – Phyllis
Dwight Schrute has defeated the computer! – Andy
I’m not gonna cry about it, I did that in the car on the way home. – Michael
I wouldn’t say that unless I 100% believe you could do this – who else could do this? – Michael
I heard she’s single and ready to mingle – Andy
You’re also welcome to date Toby – Dwight
It’s like eating a hot circle of garbage. – Kevin
You lookin for dinner and a movie? Cuz you’re not gonna find it in that box. – Andy
Dwight please escort this young man to the conference room. – Michael
It’s about to get all stupid up in here! – Michael
I’m an adult, I don’t have to think or do anything… – Michael
I stole it. – Andy
If you’re going number 1 you’ve got ten more seconds! – Dwight
Andy singing “Take a Chance on Me” with speaker phone harmonies was AWESOME!

yeah Andy’s song had to be the highlight for me.
I know that guy. He’s the farmer that grows the lame weed. – pizza kid
That has to be one of the funniest episodes ever! Andy’s song was cool, but the im’ing practical joke on Dwight was hilarious. How about when Meredith asks Jim to sign her cast. Disturbing.
So many funny things in one episode. I am permanently saving this on my DVR. This is destined to be a classic.
Dwight Shrute: “It appears that the website has become alive. This happens to computers and robots sometimes. Am I scared of a stupid computer? Please. The computer should be scared of me. I have been salesman of the month for 13 of the last 12 months. You heard me right. I did so well last February that Corporate gave me two plaques in lieu of a pay raise.”
Wow dude I am WAAAY behind in your posts! It’s funny, I recapped this episode with my favorite quotes and we actually don’t have too many overlaps! Not sure what that says about us
I’m so glad you got a pic of Andy’s pants! Those were a highlight for me!