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Well, I’m late. I missed blogging “Business Ethics”. But I’m trying to catch up with “Baby Shower”, which had to have been one of the classic episodes. Here’s some of my favorite quotes of the night.

Andy, would you like to have my baby? - Michael

I’m crowing, I’m crowing! - Dwight

Growing up I performed my own circumcision - Dwight

“As-tird?”, “I know I know, it’s beautiful” - Maradith & Michael

Andy’s facial expression when he see’s Angela’s baby picture (favorite moment of the episode)

You think my nipples don’t get sore too? - Stanley

Jan had the baby and there wasn’t anybody there to mark it. So the baby could be anybody’s… except Michaels - Dwight

If a baby were president there would be no taxes, there would be no war, there would be no government, things could get terrible. It’d actually be a better screenplay than a suggestion. - Michael

Ok, here we go.. Lion King! (as he lifts the car seat

I’m fine weirdo. You’re such an HR wierdo, try not to suck all the air out of there when you’re walking. - Michael

Who wants to guess when the baby will be born? - Kevin

$1200 for a stroller? psshhht. $1200 is what I spent on my whole bomb shelter! - Dwight

Must be like the tide at Omaha Beach - Creed (ew)

I need some advice from one baby daddy to another - Michael to Darryl

“You wanna hold me see how I feel?”, “…could I?” - Darryl/Michael

I was just going to talk to Holly, about… her hygiene. She smells like old tomatoes and… dirt - Michael

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